"F%^K Bogeys" Putter Cover: For When Your Short Game Matches Your Vocabulary

Tell bogeys exactly where they can go with our subtly-named putter accessory!

Give your putter the protection it deserves while simultaneously warning the golf gods not to mess with your 6-foot par saves. Our "F%^K Bogeys" putter cover is for the golfer who's tired of pretending they're thinking about their grocery list when that 2-footer lips out.

Features That Make This Worth The Dirty Looks From The Starter:

• Passive-Aggressive Design: Those aren't just middle finger icons – they're directional indicators showing bogeys where to go

• Premium Materials: Made from the same stuff as your therapist's couch, because both help you process golf trauma

• Luxurious Interior: Lined with material softer than the excuses you make after posting a 93

• Perfect Fit: Slides on and off easier than your commitment to "practice putting more often"

• Magnetic Closure: Holds tighter than your sphincter when putting for birdie on the 18th with money on the line

The "F%^K Bogeys" Putter Cover: Because sometimes your equipment should express what your country club membership won't let you say out loud.

Warning: May not actually improve your putting, but will definitely improve how stylishly you three-Jack.