The "GOLF IS HARD" Therapy Towel

Because sometimes you need something to scream into besides your golf glove.
Ever found yourself needing to dry your clubs, wipe your tears, AND muffle your profanities all at once? Say hello to our "GOLF IS HARD" towel – the only golf accessory that truly understands your pain!
Features That Actually Help Your Terrible Game:
Strong Magnet and Clip: Attaches to your bag or clubs with the same tenacity you use to convince yourself "next hole will be better"
Ultra-Absorbent Fabric: Soaks up water from your clubs, sweat from your brow, and the crushing disappointment of yet another slice into the woods
Emotional Support Graphics: Stick figures displaying every golf meltdown you've ever had – it's like group therapy you can carry!
Multi-Purpose Design: Use it to:
Signal surrender to your playing partners
Hide your face after a four-putt
Wave frantically when searching for your ball in the rough (again)

WARNING:
May not actually improve your golf game. But hey, at least you'll look good while failing spectacularly!
The "GOLF IS HARD" Towel – Because admitting you have a problem is the first step.