Tired of playing it safe? Add a splash of humour and a dash of irreverence to your game with our Golfer Rating Towel! Perfect for those who know that golf is as much about having a laugh as it is about landing that perfect swing.
Features:
Brutally Honest Design: Graphics that make old men clutch their pearls and young players snort beer through their nose.
Strong Magnet & Clip: Clings to your cart like your drinking problem clings to your golf game.
Shame-Absorbing Fabric: Soaks up tears, beer, and excuses with equal efficiency.
When your drives are shorter than your temper and your putting makes you consider therapy, this towel is your emotional support sidekick.
WARNING: Contains language that would make a caddy blush. Not for children, country club presidents, or anyone who thinks golf is "relaxing."
Grab yours now and let everyone know exactly what kind of degenerate you are on the first tee!