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The convenient magnetic closure on the back ensures secure attachment while making it easy to remove when you're ready to drive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside, the super soft felt lining provides gentle protection for your club head, preventing scratches and damage during transport. This head cover perfectly balances luxury craftsmanship with a playful edge that's sure to start conversations at the first tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eElevate your golf accessories with this distinctive piece that delivers both premium protection and standout style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Three Jack Golf","offers":[{"title":"Driver","offer_id":43953494556809,"sku":"","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Wood","offer_id":43953494622345,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hybrid","offer_id":43953494589577,"sku":"","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full set, no putter.","offer_id":44453300863113,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/3522\/8297\/files\/Assman_set.png?v=1752966790"},{"product_id":"hittin-bombs-head-cover","title":"Hittin Bombs Headcover","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eElevate your golf game with our meticulously crafted head cover. Wrapped in premium quality leather, this cover offers both protection and sophistication. The interior features a super soft felt lining that cradles your club head, preventing scratches and damage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDistinctive high stitch count embroidery showcases exceptional craftsmanship, while the magnetic logo on the back provides both elegant branding and secure, hassle-free closure. Perfect for golfers who demand both performance and style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Three Jack Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43953501143177,"sku":"","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/3522\/8297\/files\/11.png?v=1754641475"},{"product_id":"the-pew-pew-madafakas-head-cover","title":"Pew Pew MADAFAKAS! Hybrid Headcover","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour golf club deserves better protection than you deserve on the course! Introducing our badass \"Pew Pew\" head cover featuring a trigger-happy chick who's locked, loaded, and ready to intimidate your playing partners.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from premium leather that's tougher than your excuses for that slice, this head cover sports high stitch count embroidery so detailed you can practically hear that little bird screaming \"PEW PEW MADAFAKAS!\" every time you pull it off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside, we've lined it with felt so ridiculously soft it'll make your driver feel more pampered than your spouse on your anniversary. Perfect for the golfer who wants their equipment to talk trash so they don't have to!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May cause uncontrollable laughter on the first tee and spontaneous confidence in your swing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Three Jack Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43953508876425,"sku":"","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/3522\/8297\/files\/12_3963c2c7-5463-420d-81c7-3e12f8c0f378.png?v=1754641424"},{"product_id":"canadian-elbows-up-headcover","title":"Canadian \"ELBOWS UP\" Headcover","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCANADIAN \"ELBOWS UP\" HEADCOVER: POLITELY DOMINATING THE FAIRWAY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring some true North strong and fierce energy to your golf game with our Canadian \"Elbows Up\" headcover. Because being nice doesn't mean you can't crush drives and talk a little trash, eh?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis beauty pays homage to Canada's national pastime (no, not apologizing) with a hockey-inspired design that screams \"I might say sorry, but I'll still outdrive you by 30 yards.\" The iconic maple leaf isn't just for show—it's a warning to the competition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures That'll Make You Say \"Beauty\":\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Materials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Crafted from top-quality synthetic leather that's tougher than a Newfoundland winter and smoother than Canadian whisky\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh Thread Count Embroidery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Meticulously stitched maple leaf and \"ELBOWS UP\" detailing with over 18,000 stitches—nearly one for each Canadian lake\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnetic Technology\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Hidden magnetic logo on the backside keeps your headcover off the ground—because dropping your gear is about as Canadian as putting ketchup on poutine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDual Personality Design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Pristine white front with bold red accents, just like Canada itself—friendly on the surface but fiercely competitive when it counts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're Canadian by birth, by choice, or just appreciate the perfect blend of politeness and competitive fire, this headcover lets everyone know you're bringing that hockey mentality to the first tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePairs perfectly with plaid shirts, post-round beers, and unnecessarily detailed weather discussions. May cause spontaneous apologizing when hitting into the group ahead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember: keep your head down, your follow-through high, and your elbows up. The way God and Gordie Howe intended.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Three Jack Golf","offers":[{"title":"Driver","offer_id":43953529979017,"sku":"","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Wood","offer_id":43953530044553,"sku":"","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hybrid","offer_id":43953530011785,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Set","offer_id":44446682972297,"sku":null,"price":160.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/3522\/8297\/files\/Canada_Full_set.png?v=1753833495"},{"product_id":"shankopotamus-headcover","title":"Shankapotomus Headcover","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSHANKOPOTAMUS HEADCOVER: EMBRACE THE BEAST WITHIN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the rarest creature on the golf course—the majestic Shankopotamus. Native to the deep rough and lateral hazards, this magnificent beast only appears when you're playing your best round in months and paired with people you're desperately trying to impress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur Shankopotamus head cover doesn't just protect your driver; it's a self-aware tribute to the most feared shot in golf. Because sometimes the only way to tame your demons is to put them on display.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures That Won't Hook Right Into The Trees:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Materials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Crafted from top-quality synthetic leather that's more reliable than your iron play and more durable than your golf ego\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh Thread Count Embroidery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Over 22,000 meticulous stitches bring this magnificent creature to life with detail so fine you can almost hear the distinctive \"HOSEL ROCKET\" call of the wild Shankopotamus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnetic Technology\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Hidden magnetic logo on the backside keeps your headcover off the ground—unlike your confidence after hitting consecutive shanks on the range\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConversation Starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Watch as playing partners suddenly remember their own Shankopotamus encounters, creating an immediate support group right there on the tee box\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for golfers who've made peace with their swing demons or those who believe that acknowledging the shank is the first step toward never hitting one again (spoiler alert: it isn't).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Shankopotamus headcover—because nothing says \"I'm mentally tough\" like turning your greatest fear into the guardian of your favorite club.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay not prevent actual shanks, but guaranteed to make them slightly more bearable when they inevitably appear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Three Jack Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43992999133321,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/3522\/8297\/files\/Shankopotomus_Back_1080_x_1080_px.png?v=1754641267"},{"product_id":"golf-is-hard-headcover","title":"GOLF IS HARD Headcover","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"GOLF IS HARD\" HEADCOVER: THE MOST HONEST CLUB IN YOUR BAG\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally, a headcover that tells the truth when your playing partners won't. Our \"Golf Is Hard\" headcover celebrates the universal suffering that unites golfers everywhere—from the weekend hacker to the tour pro who just four-putted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't just protection for your driver; it's therapy in fabric form. Each stick figure's unique meltdown perfectly captures your emotional journey from tee box to clubhouse bar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures That Won't Disappoint (Unlike Your Short Game):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Materials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Crafted from top-quality, durable synthetic leather that can withstand club-throwing tantrums and weather more reliably than your mental game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh Thread Count Embroidery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Over 15,000 precision stitches bring each stick figure's existential crisis to life in stunning detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnetic Technology\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Hidden magnetic logo on the backside keeps your head cover off the ground—because at least something in your golf life should stay where it's supposed to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConversation Starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Watch as playing partners nod knowingly when they spot your headcover, creating an immediate brotherhood of shared pain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you've just shanked your third consecutive tee shot or lipped out from two feet, this head cover provides the silent validation you need. It whispers, \"It's not just you... this game really is ridiculous.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for golfers who appreciate brutal honesty, dark humor, and the occasional moment of self-awareness between obscenities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes the most comforting thing is knowing we're all suffering together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Three Jack Golf","offers":[{"title":"Driver","offer_id":43993016041609,"sku":"","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Wood","offer_id":43993016074377,"sku":"","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hybrid","offer_id":43993016107145,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Set","offer_id":44446666915977,"sku":null,"price":160.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/3522\/8297\/files\/Golf_is_hard_set.png?v=1752966759"},{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-headcover","title":"Dumpster Fire Headcover","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDUMPSTER FIRE HEAD COVER: BECAUSE YOUR GAME DESERVES A PROPER BURIAL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those days when your drives are trash, your approach shots are garbage, and your putting is absolute rubbish—embrace the chaos with our Dumpster Fire Headcover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't just a head cover; it's a statement piece that says \"I've accepted my golf game for what it truly is.\" The vibrant dumpster ablaze with meticulously embroidered flames perfectly captures the essence of your last round.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures That Are Actually Good (Unlike Your Swing):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Materials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Crafted from top-quality synthetic leather that will outlast your golf club membership\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh Thread Count Embroidery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Every flame, club, and divot rendered in stunning detail with over 20,000 stitches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnetic Technology\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Hidden magnetic logo on the backside keeps your head cover off the ground—because at least something in your golf bag should stay clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUniversal Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Perfectly cradles your driver while you contemplate why you didn't take up bowling instead\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're a scratch golfer with a sense of humor or someone who consistently finds new and creative ways to add strokes to your scorecard, the Dumpster Fire Headcover lets everyone know you've embraced golf's greatest truth: sometimes, you just have to laugh at the disaster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd some heat to your bag today. Your clubs deserve protection, even if they don't deserve your trust.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Three Jack Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43993024987273,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/3522\/8297\/files\/17_11878d34-74ad-41e1-9a90-3fd535fa54ff.png?v=1754641213"},{"product_id":"golf-queen-headcover","title":"Golf Queen Headcover","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGOLF QUEEN HEADCOVER: RULE THE COURSE, NOT JUST THE CARD TABLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBow down, peasants—the Queen has arrived to claim her rightful place in your golf bag. Our Golf Queen headcover isn't just an accessory; it's a declaration that you're playing a different game than the khaki-clad masses surrounding you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis royal beauty combines playing card elegance with on-course attitude, ensuring your driver is protected by nothing less than golf royalty. 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